Kenny Is Sleeping Again

It was with heavy  eyelids hearts that we bid farewell to Kenny on his last day at work. 

Kenny, thanks for all the fun, laughter and impromptu power naps. We wish you all the best at your new place of work. 

See you in our dreams around!

Just when we thought it was over, Kenny fell asleep again. Maybe he didn’t take our advice about the energy food. 

We think we may have found the solution. Since Kenny hasn’t been receptive to coffee, energy drinks or even this blog (yes, he knows we’ve been posting pictures of him sleeping!), we think he could get a boost of energy with Momentum. Kenny, if you’re reading this, try it lol. 

Studies on body language indicate that whenever you fold your arms, it means that you feel danger, you’re nervous or maybe you’re feeling cold. In this case, Kenny is sleeping. 

Bart tries to use the Force to wake up Kenny. Good luck with that, Bart! 

Shit just got meta. You can now check in to Kenny whenever he falls asleep at the office, via foursquare. If you want the Mayorship, you’ll have to fight @waikitlam for it, though. 

Kenny’s so famous now, the Stormtroopers wanna take pictures with him. 

Here’s a photograph of Kenny sleeping, in black & white, because we gotta stay classy. 

Kenny also has a sweet spot for Hawaiian shirts. We’ll bet our savings that he’s actually dreaming of Hawaii, right now. 

Kenny likes to wear a lot of yellow, too. Sometimes we call him the Yellow Man.

He will follow you (in his dreams).